I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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