he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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