she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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