how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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