What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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