just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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