she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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