is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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