He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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