Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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