the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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