Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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