She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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