he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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