Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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