Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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