is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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