id be glad to
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize