I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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