my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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