Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
