And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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