I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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