Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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