Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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