I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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