I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
