Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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