I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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