My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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