She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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