Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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