your thong is hanging out like whoa
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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