Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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