seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my shit smells like andre
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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