Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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