what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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