Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Randomize
