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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Can i come over

  (240): View more from Maryland

  After you called me a desperate slut? No

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  Come over

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?

  (408): View more from California

  we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.

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  You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My ATM looks so different sober.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  did you find a tooth?

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  did you lose one?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.

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