I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.