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• (713): View more from Texas

  i cant believe jose lima did steroids

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  apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He called his prostate his "boner button".

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.

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  Make one for john too.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way

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• (858): View more from California

  I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/

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