Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.