I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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