My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i dont even know how to be here
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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