Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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