i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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