i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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