i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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