I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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