I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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