i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Randomize
