Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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