I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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