...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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