That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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