You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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