we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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