party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Mom said you looked used
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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